Question: What Do You Get When.......

.....you leave the bedroom door open and your purse is on the floor?



Answer:

A small, brown and white dog who has a mouth full of gum (including the wrapper) stuck to the top of her mouth and her chin, who comes to you crying for help because she can't close her mouth and she can't spit the gum out. 


And, what happens then?


You stick  your hand in her mouth and peel off the half chewed gum...and wrapper from her teeth and pull off the rest of it  from her chin.


And then?


She bites your finger for pulling her chin hair, of course.